Lol I love getting email's everyday from my local taxidermist

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Lol I love getting email's everyday from my local taxidermist

Post  bowGal on Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:41 pm

He is so funny  he send's me  at least  10  silly things a day,
 thought these were cute, they made me laugh anyway,
 
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Rugged Outdoor Woman?
 
During her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level.
 
The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.
 
"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
 
I waded along the edge of a lake.  I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles.
 
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.  I barely avoided stepping on a snake.
 
I climbed several rocky hills.  I went to the bathroom behind some big trees.
 
I ran away from an irate mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk.
 
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.  At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine.
 
Amazed by the story, the doctor said,  "You must be one hell of an outdoor woman!"
 
"No,"  the woman replied,  "I'm just a really, really shitty golfer."
 
Widdle Wabbits

[size=13]        *Even little kids can be “Politically Incorrect.*
 

A precious little girl walks into a Pet Smart store and asks, in the
sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter,
where do you keep the widdle wabbits? "

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on
her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and
fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over
there?

"She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice "I don't think my python
weally gives a thit."
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Re: Lol I love getting email's everyday from my local taxidermist

Post  Maniac Outdoors on Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:33 pm

Those are funny, I told the ladies in the house out loud the widdle wabbit joke and they broke out all laughing.  Smile  Smile  Smile  Smile
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